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- June 17, 2024
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How to Drag a Body and Other Fun Facts

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It’s Drew Time! A few weeks ago, I was wandering the streets of downtown Culpeper, destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical, naked, looking for an angry fix, when I stumbled upon a store called Le Monkey House. (In actuality, I was killing time before a high school track meet and was fully clothed, but Ginsberg sounded […]

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- March 3, 2024
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The Smiths (do not) go to Washington

By Drew GallagherHUMORIST As the 2024 election cycle drunkenly careens toward November, the Trump campaign has pissed off another musician by co-opting a song for his rallies. We can now add Smiths’ guitarist Johnny Marr to a list of musicians who have demanded that Trump cease and desist in using their music. The current list […]

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- February 25, 2024
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Columnist Says: Christmas Tree Farm In Swift’s Hometown Slaughtered Bambi

By Drew GallagherHUMORIST Fundamentally, the headline is true. When I was growing up in Swift’s hometown of Reading, Pennsylvania, my parents (to be read: my mother) thought that the best way to get a Christmas tree was to drive to a Christmas tree farm somewhere in Berks County and cut down the Christmas tree. (Of […]

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- January 21, 2024
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Humor: When a genuine Hockey God takes to the pickleball court, grandma best look out – hip-replacement surgery be damned.

The pickleball court is no place for arrogance according to a friend of mine who is not yet 50 and has taken up pickleball at a tennis club in Annapolis, Maryland. He had to sign a special waiver indicating that he was not “technically” old enough to be playing pickleball, but in the event he […]

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